Saturday, February 7, 2009

Amtrak to Chicago.

Up before the birds, we hauled our cases and two exuberant dogs out to the car. They thought they were going somewhere exciting, but they'd soon find out they weren't.

Crash is adorable (though I doubt the neighbours agree). Each morning when Em takes him and Lucky to the car, Crash gets so excited that he races around the front yard barking, barking, barking. He's a black and white spotted blur with a fur seal call, aroof, aroof, aroof, that he honks out as an announcement to the world that he's up, ready and raring to go... even if most everyone else is still sound asleep.

Each and every time he does it, I have to smile. I adore his goofiness. Lucky, in contrast, exhibits a refined grace. She lopes to the front gate, cavorting around her brother while keeping her intent on her mum and the adventure to be had beyond the confines of their front yard. She doesn't expend energy on needless yapping, instead she watches for cues from Emily, then responds and preempts as she sees fit. She's a smart girl, intelligent and faithful. I love her just as much as I do Crash, but in a different way.

We dropped the dogs at Em's work while the world slept around us. The highways were quiet, the sky dark, the cold close. Into Kansas City we went, finding our way to Union Station where we pulled into a near abandoned car park, unloaded our bags and peered around for directions.

Finding the station was easy, but finding the 'station' within the station was much harder. Union Station is a large complex that includes a museum, entertainment facilities, eating areas and, tucked away within its depths, a functional train station. Finding your way from the carpark to the train station is like partaking in a scavenger hunt -- from point A you search for the first clue (a sign pointing toward the building), you obey and scout around the circumference like a blind rat in a maze before deciding that the entrance to the museum might be the only way in. Once inside, signs point toward various attractions, none of which related in any way to the train station itself.

Of the various options, we chose the stairs because it seemed to lead somewhere other than into a closed museum attraction. Because the stairs were impossible with bags, we scouted for an elevator and ascended to another level with more signs, none of which hinted at where the station might be. Fortunately on this level we found two other people, one of whom was wandering in a similarly dazed state as he tried to find the station, and the other who directed us where to go.

By luck, intuition and a stranger's kindness, we made it to the station which is small and tucked away off the main part of the building. Maybe this is a tactic Amtrak uses to make money... getting people to buy tickets and then making it near impossible for them to find where to board the train!? *lol* Well, if that's it then we outsmarted them!!
We presented our printed confirmation at the ticket counter and were given two tickets. We had intended to check in our bags, thinking that's what we should do, but the checking counter closed us just as we walked toward it -- not quite the com. It worked out for the best anyway, because checking the bags would have meant a thirty minute delay in Chicago while they were unloaded, instead we were able to take the bags on board and stow them in the passenger accessible luggage area.

Until the train arrived and boarding commenced, we were denied access to the platform -- which was a blessing because it was frigid outside. Instead we waited in a heated waiting area until we were advised it was time to board.

Once boarding started, we queued up, showed our tickets, walked through a door, down a long open air, elevated corridor, to an elevator, down the elevator and onto the platform. It's like boarding a plane. Very different to what I've come to expect at Southern Cross Station in Melbourne where you line up on the platform and wait for the train. Admittedly, Southern Cross is a terminating station whereas Kansas City is a through way.

Because we thought the train would wait for us, we took our time, even pausing to take photos.
We learned later on in our journey that this is not a smart idea when dealing with Amtrak. If their on-time statistics are good (and I presume they are), then it's for good reason. They're station stops are super fast. Thirty seconds or less at most places. We were fortunate that Kansas City is a larger stop so there was a longer delay, but the smaller stations have no such leeway. On the trip back to Kansas City we saw a young guy running for the train as it was pulling away. He missed it, of course, because once the train is moving, it's moving.

Blissfully unaware at how close we came to missing our train, we trundled on board and were directed to a tucked away cabin below the main deck. These are double decker trains, like the ones that run across central Australia. I've never been on such a large train and it was a thrill to experience this!

Seating was not allocated, but because of the narrowness of the stairs the conductress thought it safer for me to sit downstairs. She also warned us to be quick because the train had less than thirty seconds before it would start off. I thought she was just saying that, but it turns out she wasn't.

This is the route we took -- from Kansas City to Chicago via La Plata; Ford Madison, Iowa and Galesburg, Illinios. There were lots of smaller stops in between too.
The little cabin where we spent most of our journey was dark, cosy and occupied by several passengers who had made the journey all the way from California and didn't seem too delighted to have Kansas City imposters in their midst.

It's typical human behaviour for individuals to take ownership of a seat or space on public transport and to become territorial about it. I feel that quite keenly on long distance flights -- my seat is my home and I dare anyone to mess with it for anything but the briefest of time. So I understood how these people felt, but yet we also had a right to be there too.

I aimed for one set of seats that were empty and was told by a loud voiced black woman that they were taken. I shrugged and headed for the next row, only to be told the same thing. With only two options left (in total there were only three rows with two sets of seats on each side of the aisle), we took the seats at the back and plonked down, expecting to be told that those seats were also taken, but no command came and we were able to relax.

The train started off, literally within a second of us having planted our asses in the seat. We looked at each other and acknowledged that the conductress had been serious. I started getting settled, putting my bags to the side, getting out my camera, my book. The woman who had earlier told us where not to sit piped up and asked if we wanted where she was sitting as she could move. I said no. She fell quiet for a few minutes then offered again, saying it would be no trouble. I again said no. I have a vague recollection that she offered for a third time, but maybe she didn't. By this stage I had classified her as someone to be appeased in case she fell off her rocker and did something strange to us. ;-)

Things fell quiet for a while, with us whispering to each other because it was as quiet as a tomb in that little cabin. I took some photos, and then took photos of ourselves. The flash went off and the woman from two seats forward, who had spoken earlier, leaned into the aisle and said in a demanding tone, 'Did you just take my photo?' I responded no, but I suspect that if I'd have said yes then my camera might have been confiscated.

I admit, I became just a little afraid of that woman. ;-)
We trundled away from Kansas City, enjoying the view, the wide comfortable seats, the generous legroom, foot rests, reclining back-rests, pull-toward-you tray tables and the gentle rocking of a train large and comfortable on its tracks.

I love train travel. Given the choice, it's how I would travel always. The country sprinter trains in Victoria do rock too much and the journey begins to resemble a rough day at sea, but this train had no such similarity and I relaxed to enjoy the ride.

The sun rose across the fields, giving the horizon a pink hue and lighting the trees in gentle shades of orange.
Several freight trains zoomed past us going the other way, often times with no warning other than a whooshing sound and then the absence of light as the train cars blocked our view.
We passed fields and forests, rivers and lakes. Plain scenery and beautiful scenery, none of which I was able to capture well.

Here we crossed the Mississippi River, the widest river I've ever laid eyes upon. The view was made even more magnificent because of the floating ice.The conductress, a lovely talkative woman, checked on us often, staying to chat with the people whom she had come to know on the journey from the west coast. At one point she spoke about a colleague and, in a joking manner, admitted that he had 'stuffed up'. The slang term seemed unusual as I'm sure that Americans are not familiar with that term and don't use it, preferring the similar 'screwed up' instead.

Her conversation meandered on and several minutes later it became clear why she had used the term 'stuffed up'. Turns out, she lived in Australia as a child, Brisbane to be precise. I spoke up at this point and introduced myself as an Australian whereupon she recounted funny stories about her transition into US culture, confirming with me that the terms she had had difficulty with were ones I understood and empathised with.

One particular story had us all laughing. When she started school here, one of the boys asked her which football team she rooted for. She decked him! Later, when called to account for her violent response, she accused the boy of having insinuated that she was sleeping with the entire football team. Of course, 'rooting' means different things to Americans and Australians. Now everyone in that small cabin understands the difference. lol!
Though seats were not allocated, whenever you are sitting when the conductor checks your tickets is where you are to remain for the journey, aside from meal and bathroom breaks, of course. Depending on your destination, you are guided toward particular carraiges. I guess this is so they are easily able to be sure people get off at the right stop.
We lunched in the dining car, which was an adventure to get to, but worth the effort.
Soon enough we arrived in Chicago. We couldn't see much of the city from the train, and we disembarked into a dark and enclosed station. It felt as though we were underground, but I don't think we were.

I wish I could have taken a photo of the diesel fume clogged platform, lit with orange lights, the concrete black with melted snow and passengers hurrying into the smoky gloom like survivors of some post-apocalyptic catastrophe. Rushed along by the passengers behind us, it seemed that if we should loiter we would be harmed in some unknown way, by the air pollution if nothing else.

The train engines pinged as they idled and the sound was like loose pieces of metal slicing around in a steel cage. I tensed walking past them, sure that something was going to snap off and hurtle through the train's metal frame toward us.

Into the station we went, hauling our bags along the slick concrete. We first stopped at the restrooms -- I have to pee a lot when I'm nervous, then we browsed a ticketing counter where we attempted to make sense of the train and subway systems. There are Metra trains and subway trains, like the tram/train systems that we have in Melbourne except both run on isolated tracks.

We needed to go to Oak Park, but there were two ways to get there. We figured out what trains and stations we needed and opted for the subway as the next Metra train wouldn't arrive for another two hours. Outside we went....

Have I mentioned before that if you are directionally challenged then finding your way around the US is problematic, to say the least. We needed to go south. Though we had a map, we found another posted to a large billboard and tried to use both to orient ourselves. I couldn't make sense of any of it. I do believe that when tired and overwhelmed, my logic skills abandon me. Normally I can read a map. I can even judge directions (i.e. to go left or right). But there on the street in Chicago with a mad world erupting around me, all I could see were lines and names and none of it made any sense.

On the train, Em and I had been reading a book on introversion and how they process stimuli and expend/reserve energy in different ways to extroverts. It's a fascinating book, eye opening and liberating... and, while standing on that street, I felt all my introversion rush to the fore. I wanted someone else to fix this problem of finding our way to the hotel. I understood more than ever why people book and pay for bus tours, or go on cruises, or take package deal holidays where the hardest thing they have to decide is what to eat next or what crappy souvenir to buy for Aunt Edna back home.

Deciding that standing there like dimwits was attracting too much attention, we started in what we thought was the right direction. After two blocks, with our big suitcases rattling along behind us, we determined that it was, in fact, the wrong direction and the right direction was back the way we had come. We checked the map, which I somehow was able to read and understand (maybe the walking had gotten my blood pumping to my brain), and saw that we had to walk eight or so blocks in the other direction to get to Clinton subway station -- eight blocks hauling two heavy suitcases and a backpack each. Em looked dismayed. I felt exhausted and far too much like a tourist to be comfortable. I suggested a cab. Em agreed. Back to the station we went.

Outside the station were cabs parked in a line and men on the sidewalk offering passengers a ride. Naive to the ways of the city, we accepted the first offer of a cab that was made to us. A black man in a heavy coat and beanie guided us to a cab and, as we stood back and waited, he slammed his fist on the boot of the car, over and over. The cab driver ignored him. I thought this all rather strange and wondered how these two men were connected -- surely it only takes one guy to drive a cab. Well, yes it does, as we figured out.

Eventually the cab drive craned his neck to see us and released the boot catch. The black man loaded our bags and advised us that it would be $2 per bag. I mean, seriously... for getting a cab that we could have gotten for ourselves and lifting our bags in that we could have done as well. Figuring that there was no easy way out of this, I opened my purse and searched for four $1 notes. I had only a ten, some larger notes and coins. The guy hauled out a wad of cash and said he'd give me change. Seeing no option, I handed him a ten and he gave me back a series of crumpled notes. All the money here looks the same, so he could have given me the correct change or he could have duped me. I didn't much care. As I got into the car, the man stood by the door and talked non-stop with a hang dog expression on his face. I have no idea what he said because his accent was uncomprehensible. Maybe it was some kind of hard luck story, so I adopted a dutifully sympathetic expression and worked hard on getting into the car as quickly as I could.

Then we were off, driven by a mute cab driver who ignored us as we sat behind plexiglass, hoping he knew where he was going.

Being a tourist in a strange city is both exciting and terrifying. You put your trust in so many people, strangers whom you believe are honorable and trustworthy because they wear a uniform or are associated with something that we as a society deem to be safe. I felt vulnerable in that cab as we were driven through Chicago, down streets I'd never heard of, onto a freeway that led God knows where. I didn't think we would be driven to our doom, but if the driver chose to take us the scenic (and more expensive) route, what recourse would we have?

My fears were without cause and soon we were in Oak Park. The driver made it to the right street and stopped by a vacant lot where 211 should have been. I'd been watching the numbers and realised with dismay that where our hotel should be there was nothing but scoured dirt.

I've heard stories like this -- where a tourist books accommodation over the internet and then turns up to the address only to find that there is nothing there. The driver continued on. Em got out her phone and called the hotel. For one brief, heart-stopping moment, her conversation confirmed my fears as she asked 'who am I speaking with', when her call was answered.

Em asked for the address and explained that we were having trouble finding the hotel. A couple of minutes later, we arrived at our hotel... a real building, not razed earth. :-)

We realised that once again we had fallen victim to the odd numbering and directional systems that plague this country. Initially we had stopped at 211 North Oak, rather than 211 (north) North Oak. I mean, seriously!? ;-)

Our hotel was lovely and oh so cheap at just $30 each per night. We were right in the heart of an historical district with beautiful old buildings and houses, and right opposite the Ernest Hemmingway museum.

Dumping our bags onto the bed and collapsing after them, we shared relieved smiles that we had made it in once piece.

Later that evening, recovered from the trauma of our arrival into Chicago, we walked the main street of Oak Park and fell in love with this prosperous little village that lies amongst the greater sprawl that is the massive city of Chicago.

We dined at a Mexican restaurant where we had mixed margaritas and a platter of mexican food. I LOVE Mexican food, just not the jalapenos. Whoa momma, those bastards pack a punch. If you avoid those then Mexican is delicious!
The restaurant had complimentary corn chips and salsa dips. We didn't read the small card near the bowls that explained what was in each bowl. We dived on in. I tried a green coloured one after I'd tried a couple of the red ones. Completely oblivious to the world of pain that would follow, I heaped a teaspoon of the salsa on my chip and shoved it in my gob. There was a few blissful seconds where everything tasted great, then whammo. My mouth was on fire and my tongue felt as though it could implode. I made hand signals toward the dish with the green goop so as to save Em from a similar fate. It took at least five minutes, many gulps of margarita and four ice chips later before I could say the worst had passed. Em looked so worried for a while, asking if we should get milk which would help. I felt that the embarassment of asking for milk would be worse than the pain of hot jalapenos. :-)
The mixed platter of mexican food was superb though. We had a variety of things that I can't even remember the names of, and none had jalapenos in them.

After dinner, and many mini margaritas, we tottered to the hotel room, tipsy and happy, only to find that we could not get into our room. Our card key would not work. Downstairs we went, struggling to keep a straight face and appear sober, where Mogwai (the super friendly hotel manager who can perform miracles, or so he said) escorted us back upstairs in the oldest lift in Oak Park, and easily opened our door. 'It's all about the angle and pressure', he said. I bit my lip to keep from laughing.

We thanked him, but were unconvinced that it was just that. Over the next few days we learned the knack of getting into our room, and I do believe that we lacked the dexterity required to open the door when we'd had a couple of drinks. Good thing we weren't driving. :-)

This has been a long blog posting. Hopefully the following will be shorter and will have more photos, but those might come after our adventure to the Lake of the Ozarks. Or, as mum pointed out, Dukes of Hazard country! :-)

Friday, February 6, 2009

Two days in one.

Thursday was a day at home for me while Em worked all day. I blogged, caught up on emails, procrastinated, got some housework done, some washing, procrastinated some more, did some cleaning and cooked some meals for when Em came home. At least that's what I remember doing... now that I'm blogging this almost two weeks later. :-)

Em and I think that we went to the gym after dinner. We are gymaholics and knew that we would not have access to one for several days in Chicago, so we probably did go and do a workout, or at least we hope we did.

So, that was Thursday. I promise it was a lot more fun than what I'm making it sound like it was in this blog.

On Friday, Em didn't have to work so we had a lovely breakfast together at home where we talked -- about what, I can't remember. :-)

We went to the gym at lunch, in the hope that we'd see the hot guy that Em tells me about, but he wasn't there. We keep missing him. Maybe he's a figment of her imagination. ;-)

After gym we had lunch at Panera Bread, then went to Target for some last minute supplies before Chicago. I got some more iron tablets because I'm almost out of the ones I got back home, and we picked up some bars and drinks to supplement our hotel/take-away food in Chicago.

After shopping we collected the dogs and drove to the Bark Park. Crash sucked his baby doll in the back seat.
At the park, Em had to collect the gate key from the main office.
Crash and Lucky waited patiently,
Then it was party time!!!
Crash behaved beautifully, greeting other dogs with a sniff and a wag, then racing off to chase or be chased. When he gets excited he barks and barks and barks and rather than be annoying, it's endearing. He took off after a greyhound but couldn't catch it. I wish I could have recorded his attempt on video. He is a super fast dog, being a bird-dog, but he was no match for this sprinting greyhound and I couldn't help but laugh at his attempt to keep pace.

The Bark Park is on grounds owned by The Wayside Waifs, an animal shelter and education facility. Access to the park is via a small fee and an electronic gate pass, and the two leash free areas are double gated. The larger dogs have a sizeable area, but the small dogs get a comparatively smaller area to run around in.

We stayed until the sun had well and truly gone down and the lights had come on. The dogs piled back into the car and home we went to a dinner of beans, veggies and whatever else we could salvage from the fridge that we were sure would not last the week we would be away.

After dinner we packed, stuffed, discussed the advantages and disadvantages of taking an extra case for whatever goodies we would buy, decided to just take a soft backpack instead as well as the two cases and two backpacks... surely we wouldn't buy *that* much stuff. Famous last words! *lol*

Then we collapsed into bed to get a restless sleep because we had to leave the house by 6am.

Next... Chicago!! :-)

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Chicago planning, Panera Bread and Farmstead.

Today was an indulgent lazy day where we achieved lots at a relaxed pace. Best of all we now have our accommodation and tourist plans organised for Chicago! Thank you, Em, for taking charge and finding the most amazing place for us to stay!

Because I'm so excited about it, I have to share! For the first four nights in Chicago, until we transfer to the Hilton for the writing conference, we will be staying at The Write Inn. Check out the link. How awesome does that place look!! :-D

Best of all, the hotel is just a short walk from Ernest Hemingway's birthplace!! I mean, seriously!? There is no way we could have picked a better place!! I'm so excited about it!! I can't wait to get there!!

We considered hiring a car to get around, but have decided to use public transport. Apparently the Chicago public transport system is fantastic, plus it will be lots of fun to use it as though we were real Chicagoans... or whatever they're called. *lol*

We have also pre-bought our tickets (at a reduced rate) for the several main attractions that we want to go to. There's at least a full day just around the hotel though, with all the old architecture, history and famous dead people's houses to appreciate. I want to try to pick up a copy of Hemingway's 'The Old Man and the Sea' before I go. I feel as though I'm a fan and yet I've never read the man's books. But, if I can't get a copy pre-Chicago, then I will definately be able to get one in the Hemingway Museum, I'm sure.

We also worked our way through the AWP schedule and chose the sessions we would like to do. Those look exciting and I'm sure we'll learn lots! I better make sure I pack light so that I can fit all the books in that I'll be buying at that bookfair! :-D

This was a morning well spent, getting all of this organised and planned. Now I just have to figure out what to take with me. Argh! *lol*

We lunched at Panera Bread, because that place is my new addiction! I had a half serve of brocolli and cheese soup (seriously, that stuff is divine!) and a half Frontega Chicken Panini. I wish this place would open in Australia. It's somewhat like Rivers in that the food they serve is fresh, healthy and delicious, but this is a franchised chain store so it's not restricted to just one place.

After lunch, a quick browse through Best Buy netted me another pack of lithium batteries. I had hoped to rely on the battery charger, but when one pack of recharged batteries lasts only for around 30 photos, and a throwaway set lasts for over 600, there is no comparison. It's just such a pity about the waste.

After Best Buy we returned to Liberty with the intention of browsing through By the Book for the Hemmingway novel, instead we got distracted by the little boutique stores and browsed our way along the street going from cooking to flowers/toiletries to homewares to clothes... ahhh, clothes. *cheeky grin*

Farmstead is a boutique with a definate cowboy/girl slant. As the website suggests, it is decadent with expensive clothes. It has items that are well beyond my price range, but it is such a beautifully designed store that we decided to browse anyway. Their jeans, each with beautiful unique trims, ranged from $110 to $200. T-shirts, deliriously gorgeous and unique of course, came in around the $40-80 mark and dresses, coats and skirts were flowing, earthy and cost more than I earn in a week!

A woman who was just finalising her purchases pointed out to us that upstairs all stock was 50% off. We thought, what the hell, we'll just go up and take a look. Ha! Our inner cow-girls came out and in we dived! I've never tried on so many clothes... well, I have, but not in a 'boutique' like this. It was awesome!!

Two hours later (gosh, was it really that long??), out I came with a bulging bag containing a new pair of jeans (ones that actually fit, gosh darn it), several t-shirts with unique designs and a new belt. I left behind the canvas style collettes that I gleefully tried on and then decided I would never ever wear, half a dozen pairs of jeans that looked amazing on the racks but didn't fit my shape, more shirts than I could poke a stick at, and two hours of great girly fun!

I adore thrift shopping, but every so often it's nice to indulge. Plus, now I have jeans for Chicago and they'll go great with my Obama t-shirt, all my thrift store clothes and my leather jacket. :-)

From there we went to the gym where I did ten minutes on the rower (that sucker *is* getting easier. I must be getting fitter), and thirty minutes on the treadmill where I got so enthused at one point that I cranked it up too fast and almost landed flat on my face. *lol* I didn't, of course, but wouldn't that have been funny!? ;-)

We then did our resistance work on the weight machines. We do around twenty minutes of that, moving from machine to machine. I do two sets of ten or twelve, with a thirty second or so break in between. I can't wait to show off my arms in my new summer tops! It better still be warm when I get back home! :-D

We finish up with some crunches on the fitball (well, it's an udder ball; a blue ball with prongs out one side that serve no purpose other than making it easier to carry around) and some stretches. I'm always tired after each session, but a great, satisfied tired.

At home we had the last of the turkey burgers with salad, veggies and maple bacon beans. Yum!! I made a margarita for each of us while Em did the Kazcon chat, then we watched House and toddled off to bed.

I have no photos for today, but I had an awesome time -- and in two days time we'll be on our way to Chicago, on the train!! Wheeeee!!!! :-D

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Visit to the DMV.

Em worked until 12:30 today so I caught up on some blogging and housework. We had left over turkey burgers for lunch then headed out to renew Em's car registration. I have to blog that because it was somewhat of an experience. :-)

We got to the local DMV (Department of Motor Vehicles) which is a small boutique sized shop tucked amongst variety shops. We walked in and it seemed we were instantly cast back to the 80's. The office possessed a vague but distinct stale cigarette smoke scent, unusual in any store nowadays but especially so given it was a government office.

Signs warned that no cell phones were to be used within the office, either while seated or in line. I wondered where the medical equipment might be because surely that could be the only reason for barring the use of our most common and prolific communication device. I then spied the cashiers and figured that maybe the medical device was in one lady's body, given her historical age. I say this tongue in cheek, of course. :-)

Seriously though, the woman would have slotted quite nicely in a 1940's black and white film, wearing a net hat, long gloves, white veil dress with her puckered lips inhaling cigarette smoke via a long tapered holder. Instead, here she was in present time, hunched over the counter of a DMV office, dead-panning to a man about his licensing requirements.

While we waited to be served, like customers in a fish and chip shop, we stood in a queue that extended right to the door. Given the small size of the shop, that line wasn't too long, a dozen or so people maybe. Even so, it was too much for a significantly heavy man before us who, either through inactivity or illness, could not stand for longer than a few minutes. He bore a pained expression and retreated to a chair while his smaller wife kept their place in line.

After a moment, Em asked if I had any cash. I did, but wondered why she would ask while we stood in line. She explained that the DMV (at least this office) doesn't have electronic banking and recalled getting caught out the last time she came to pay her renewal. I saw the sign for myself then, a small white square of paper with black print that stated that only cheques or cash would be accepted. I could hardly believe my eyes, and my impression of being cast back 30 or so years was reinforced.

Given that the previous night Em had attempted to pay her renewal online, and failed because she didn't live in the right county, I had to express my bemusement that such an advanced country should have such an antiquated system for vehicle registration renewal. And, what's with accepting a cheque but not a credit card!? Sometimes, this country presents such fierce contradictions that the mind boggles.

When we made it to the counter, Em was presented with new registration plates: voila, a new number to replace the one that she had conveniently memorised and now no longer held. I think our system of windscreen stickers is easier... and VicRoads accepts online payment! ;-)

All in all, the experience was pleasant and the staff courteous. Oh, and another sign said that no firearms were to be carried in the building. Ha! Only in America! :-)

Grocery shopping was next, then the gym and home for dinner - fish and veggies. We spent the remainder of the night looking at photos that we'd taken. It was a quiet day, but just as enjoyable as if we'd spent the day exploring. On days like today, I feel like a local. :-)

Monday, February 2, 2009

Groundhog Day and the Brass Armadillo.

We started our day at Panera Bread where we discussed -- over juice, muesli and a mini omelette -- our bleak and hopeless future, i.e. how can we escape our working lives and live how we want to. This is a conversation everyone has and which, of course, achieves very little. It did, however, remind me of how much I dislike my current job and that as frightening as job hunting might be, the alternative has long term consequences that could be worse.

On that cheery note, we headed into the city for Groundhog Day.

We arrived before the zoo opened and waited in the empty carpark with a local radio station employee who sat in his car with the engine running. I thought to myself, 'geez, it's not *that* cold'. I guess when it's company gas, you don't care much.
I'm not sure that I expected crowds, but I did expect more than the two people and several news crews that showed up to watch a tiny critter poke his nose out to determine how long winter would last.
We were told that the animal historically used to judge how long winter would continue was the hedgehog. As the US doesn't have any naturally occuring hedgehogs, they employed an African species, a little guy by the name of Spike.
Though the sun was warm, the air temperate was below freezing and little Spike wasn't too pleased about this. Despite the zoo handler's coaxing, Spike showed no real sign of raising his head long enough so he could see his own shadow -- which is what the theory demands.
The news crews interviewed the keeper, shot long minutes of footage of Spike, and (so I learned later), filmed myself and Em as we stood and watched. As we comprised the 'audience', I guess it was inevitable that we be filmed at some point. We weren't interviewed though, thankfully. If I'd been asked why I was there to watch Spike raise (or not) his head, I doubt I'd have said anything other than make some vague reference to the Bill Murray movie and voice complaint that a groundhog would have been a more contemporarily authentic choice of animal, history be buggered. *lol*

Once inside, Spike became a little more animated and I was able to sneak in and take some photos while one of the media crew spent ten minutes (or more) crouched before a keeper taking photo after identical photo. I know good photography requires the taking of lots of shots, but this guy seemed to take that just a little to the extreme.
I did get a couple of good shots though, so I really can't complain too much. Though, I think I just did. *lol*

We headed outside, via the gift store with a resolve to come back and buy up big... well, *I* had that resolve anyway. I do believe I've taken it upon myself to restore the US economy, one credit increase at a time. *lol*

Just outside the gift shop was a sculpture of two horses, made entirely out of timber sticks.
The swans were the first point of call, two white Trumpeter Swans.
Beside them were the River Otters, my favourite exhibit of the whole zoo. The sleepy little beggars were dozing so we resolved to come back later.
The seals were next, and three very noisy individuals put on quite a show for us.
In one of the trees I spied a Red-bellied Woodpecker. I've now seen two or three species of woodpecker which makes me quite happy! :-)
No outdoors day would be complete without the Canadian Geese.
And, of course, the Cardinal! Lookie... I finally got a great photo of one! This was one of the last of a set of twenty or so photos, each one taken a little closer as the bird perched in a tree and preened itself. Often these birds are nothing more than a flash of red as they move from one bare branch to the next, so getting close enough to snag a decent shot was a treat.
We saw several other animals, some which were easy to photograph and others not so easy. The African exhibit, with the elephants etc, was closed for renovation but that didn't bother me at all.
I'm not sure what these birds are, but there was a male and female. I need to consult the audabon book again.Though I said earlier that the best part of the visit was the river otters, I have to add that the indoor exhibit occupied well over an hour of our time. Between the macaws and the meerkats, as well as the spider monkeys and other critters inside, we were in photographic heaven, entranced by these creatures that are so beautiful and behaved as though we were not even there.

I took what seemed like over a hundred photos of the macaws alone. Fortunately, I actually do like some of them.Opposite the macaws were the meerkats. These little guys always entrance me. I watched one episode of Meerkat Manor on television last year and wished I hadn't. I'd avoided the program for so long that when I finally gave in, it was an episode that showed the death of a baby meerkat at the hands of a different family group. Ugh! I wish I could remove the memory of that from my brain.

I have several dozen (or hundreds), but I'll just leave you with a few.

Also in this room were some frogs and monkeys.
The spider monkeys were amazing, especially this little guy that was endearing in a creepy kind of way.
We left the indoor section and headed back outside, but not before Em went sailing down the indoor slide. :-)
Outside we walked past the water bird aviary, and toward Australia.

Yes, you read that right. The zoo has a whole section called Australia. I was surprised and delighted to see that ours is the only country that is privileged to have an entire section to itself. So, into Australia we went.
Look, kangaroos! Who knew I'd see those in Kansas City!?Inside a shed is a collection of Australian memorabilia. It was cutesy quaint, complete with live kookaburras, though the poor things only had a tiny indoor cage.
I learned something about my own country from this place. These are tree kangaroos and I've since learned (via Google) that they are found in the rainforests of New Guinea (which I'd guessed) and far north Queensland (which I hadn't Here's a fair dinkum sheep station. ;-)

And an old car that confused me a little. Chris, any ideas on what this represents? It had NSW number plates and a billy hanging in the back, that's all I could figure out.
From there we headed back to the main entrance because it had gone 3pm and my stomach was on legs racing for the nearest food station within coo-ee.

We couldn't leave without visiting the river otters though, and they were obliging and put on quite a show.

I love this photo below, even though the glass has distorted the length of the otter.Satisfied with our wildlife encounters, and laden with souvenirs, we headed out to find lunch... even though it was now heading for 4pm.
We were hoping to find a Panera Bread, or something similar, but instead decided on Chilli's, an all american (i.e. greasy) place with a spicy theme. I got a chicken sandwich (i.e. burger) with far too many fries and a McDonald's style bun.

I've become awfully fussy, I've decided, but after being spoiled with Panera Bread's food, this place did come up short. However, it did fill our stomachs so it can't be all bad.

From there we drove to the Brass Armadillo.

We got there around 6pm, and left on closing time at 9pm. My feet hurt, my arms hurt, my legs hurt and my brain had melted into gloopy goop... but, damn, I wish we had a place like this back home.

It's a large (Bunnings size) warehouse with rows upon rows upon rows of dealer places. Dealers can rent a space, either a glass doored cabinet or an open space, to set out their wares. They set the prices and the Armadillo takes a commission. It seems you can rent by the week or month, so no fixed contracts.

There are literally hundreds of dealers and the place has antiques, vintage collectibles, retro items, new and used, themes sets and spaces that are pure odds and sods. It truly is incredible and the stock is turning over all the time, with dealers bringing in new items.

While we were there, several dealers traipsed in with boxes of things to add to their little stalls. I was exhausted by the end, having been on our feet for most of the day so I couldn't take it all in, but it's a collectors treasure mart. No wonder Mike spoke so highly of the place. If you can't find it there, then it probably doesn't exist. *lol*

From here we dragged ourselves home and collapsed into bed. Today was a big day, and I had a ball!!